Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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