everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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