Betty ford says i'm here all night
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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