thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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