last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
