windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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