Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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