the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
bring money and cleavage
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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