Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Can you bring me the toilet please
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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