I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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