He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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