after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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