Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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