So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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