im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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