I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize