Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Randomize
