The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I haven't been this sober since birth.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
