It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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