so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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