walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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