Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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