Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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