He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
He told me they were just razor bumps!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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