Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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