Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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