I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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