Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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