called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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