i think my mom watched the whole time
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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