I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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