i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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