you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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