just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I understand Curling. That high.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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