the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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