woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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