Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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