So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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