Little spoons don't ask big questions
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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