it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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