I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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