They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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