everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Acid is not a monday night drug
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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