school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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