i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
