I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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