he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Randomize
