I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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