she looked like the bat from fern gully.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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