best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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