im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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