Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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