Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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