You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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