Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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