Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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